Lilith wants to buy your soul

I'm a demon named Lilith. I used to haunt books, oujia boards, and telephone lines, but now I spend my time traveling the internet, looking for people like you. I promise it'll be ten minutes of questions and fun! I mean, it's not like I really want you to talk to me or anything like that... but if you just happened to want to speak to me, someone who definitely isn't lonely, then I think that could be nice. Got it? Then let's begin.