Capture the King's Heart

You are a lowly pawn. And you REALLY want a piece of that sexy King piece. There are three things standing in the way of that dream: The Queen, the social class structure, and your insufficient charms. On your journey, you'll traverse a board full of wacky foes, level up your skill points, and make decisions using your amazing powers as a pawn. Listen to the fun little 8-Bit soundtrack, or alternatively a piano rendition of it if that's more your style. Can you capture the King's heart?