Terminal Crush (She's So)

Set at the end of history (now), ‘Terminal Crush (She’s So)’ presents a dialogue between Man, who, at the end of history, after a lifetime of half-measures and prevarication, has finally clocked that he’s always been in love with General Economy, that what he desired all along was to abandon all pretence of sense and utility and submit fully to Her Royal Hotness. In spite of her sunny disposition, however, she’s not going to forgive him after all his pathetic hot-and-cold softboi bullshit, at least not before she’s toyed with him for a bit.