London Jerry: Freelance Mailman

About this title

You're London Jerry, a freelance mailman. You have a crappy ship, a brain that makes you sick, and several hundred packages you gotta deliver all over the galaxy. Back in the day, the government used to deliver the mail... but now, people like you have to do it. You'll navigate a hostile universe full of ass-flapping, organs-oozing, curse-spewing aliens who don't even say "thanks" when you deliver them the precious treats they ordered online. Can you survive this horrible space future with any dignity? Smack that download button and find out, Jerry!!